Me: Hey
Uterus: what's poppin?
Me: nothing really, planning to keep it that way
Uterus: haha feisty aren't we?
Me: shrug
Uterus: how you feeling?
Me: I'm alright
Uterus: are you sure?
Me: yeah I'm feeling good actually, surprisingly energetic
Uterus: WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE OK YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOURE ON YOUR PERIOD!
Me: fuck
Uterus: SUFFER AND DIE BITCH!!!
The End.
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